this is how they made the video for new kanye+jay-z song and this is what I hate about people the industry

• Jay-z: yo kanye!
• Kanye: what?
• Jay-z: Have you seen this new M.i.A video? its called bad women or something...its so dope!
• Kanye: oh shit, Im watching it now, this is fresh!
• Jay-z: who the fuck is the director?
• Kanye: are you thinking what I am thinking?
• Jay-z: are YOU thinking what I am thinking?
• Kanye: No no no no......ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING?!??!?!
• Jay-z & Kanye in unison : hire this director to direct one of our vids because he is hip and cool and maybe he could do something that has alil political imagery in it to make it more EDGY even though we don't give two shits but its cool to LOOK like you give a shit!!!!!!1! OMG OMG
• Kanye, eating truffle fries and speaking with his mouth full: I am so excited for this shit!
• Jay-z: Totally bro.
• Kanye: well I got to go now man, I have to go back to kim kardashian, who I am dating to make myself feel better because everyone thinks she is hot and she makes a nice trophy girlfriend and it distract me from my own deep seated issues of feeling uncomfortable of being a black man in america and thinking that I can become more than what I am by thinking that their is a correlation between greatness/talent and wealth and pleasing racist elitism by hiring only white people to model for my shit clothes and associating myself ingeneral with anti-POC douchebag rappers who referrence colorism in every single song they put out. I'll see ya later bro
• Jay-z: see you later man, I'll make all of the arrangements and contact Romain.
• *Kanye leaves the palace*
• Jay-Z beckons servant to bring forth the solid gold phone, dials and then speaks: yo rihanna?
• rihanna: wut?
• jay-Z: have you seen the new m.i.a vid?
• rihanna: yeh
• Jay-z: IMMA NEED YOU TO DITCH THE WHOLE I-am-90s-punk-hipster-even-though-you don't-have-any-of-the-musical-knowledge-or-natural-style-or-the-sincerity-to-genuinely-pull-it-off-but-you-do-it-anyway-to-distract-your-braindead-fans-from-the-fact-that-you-have-NO-discernible-talent-or-vision AND START APPROPRIATING ARAB AND ISLAMIC IMAGERY FOR YOUR NEW VIDEO.
• rihanna: yes master
• *jay-z closes phone*